Funny Monday # 2

Monday, September 14, 2009

Funny Monday # 2

Happy Monday everyone!

::grumbles from my readers::

I know... I feel the same way. Why does the weekend go by so fast?
I guess the age old saying is really true - "Time flies when you are having fun."

I spent the weekend doing my laundry, cleaning my house, watching many new and different movies (I have been quite the movie buff since I now have all the damn "premium" channels..lol)
catching up with the blogs I read, exercising and running on my treadmill.

I even joined a new *adult* site for us which I have already emailed support to delete my account. It's pathetic I think that I HAVE to upgrade just to do anything on the site! Can't even view an email, and that's not responding or anything... just viewing. So honestly, I want no part of a site like that.

I would have more fun playing WoW then joining that site. Looking for men that are half way decent is a freaking chore. Playing WoW is not! lol.

Anyway, here are a few cute kitty pictures for you all...






And... I leave you with one of my favorite blond jokes... yup... I said "blond joke..."


A blond decides to try horseback riding, even though she has had no lessons or prior experience.
She mounts the horse unassisted and the horse immediately springs into motion...

It gallops along at a steady and rhythmic pace, but the blond begins to slip from the saddle.
In terror, she grabs for the horse’s mane, but cannot seem to get a firm grip.

She tries to throw her arms around the horse’s neck, but she still slides down the side of the horse anyway.

The horse gallops along, seemingly impervious to its slipping rider....

Finally, giving up her frail grip, she leaps away from the horse to try and throw herself to safety...
Unfortunately, her foot has become entangled in the stirrup and she is now at the mercy of the horse’s pounding hooves as her head is struck against the ground again and again.

As her head is battered against the ground, she is mere moments away from unconsciousness when......

The Wal-Mart manager runs over and shuts off the carousel.......!


Heehee.... Happy Monday peeps.