Happy Halloween !

Saturday, October 31, 2009

Happy Halloween !

I'm so very sorry everyone! I totally forgot to post a fitness Friday post!

I happened to get a new (used) laptop for my daughter and spend the night updating all the programs, doing a fresh install, reconfiguring and all that. I totally got carried away with my geekiness.. :)

On that note, I'm going back to watch "Night of the Living Dead.." And I leave you, my dear readers with a totally silly (totally bad) Halloween joke.....


A man is walking home alone late one foggy Halloween night, when behind him he hears:

BUMP.......

BUMP.......

BUMP........


Walking faster, he looks back and through the fog he makes out the image of an upright casket banging its way down the middle of the street toward him.......

BUMP........

BUMP.........

BUMP........


Terrified, the man begins to run toward his home, the casket bouncing quickly behind him....

FASTER......

FASTER......

BUMP.......

BUMP.......

BUMP......


He runs up to his door, fumbles with his keys, opens the door, rushes in, slams and locks the door behind him. However, the casket crashes through the door, with the lid of the casket clapping.......on his heels, the terrified man runs.....

clappity-BUMP....

clappity-BUMP....

clappity-BUMP...


Rushing upstairs to the bathroom, he locks himself in. His heart is pounding; his head is reeling; his breath is coming in sobbing gasps....!

With a loud CRASH the casket breaks down the door....

Bumping and clapping towards him it comes.....

The man screams and reaches for something, anything, but all he can find is a bottle of cough syrup! Desperate, he throws the cough syrup at the casket..............................

And.......

The coffin stops....

::groans from the crowd::




Happy Halloween everyone! And to all my Witchy friends, Happy Samhain!