Monday, October 19, 2009
Monday brings a chill in the air.
Happy Monday everyone. I know I am not in the mood to be getting up at 6 am to be outta the house by 7. Especially in the fall and winter! It rained all day yesterday, then snowed for a while last night which did not help my mood one bit. But I am hoping today will be better cause I will be at work. Here are some cute pictures!
And, this week I have included some jokes that were sent to me via email... So don't be yelling at me about them if they are too rude! Most are oldies but goodies I think..
Q. What's the Cuban National Anthem?
A. Row, Row, Row Your Boat.
Q. Where does an Irish family go on vacation?
A. A different bar.
Q. What do you call it when an Italian has one arm shorter than the other?
A. A speech impediment.
Q. Why aren't there any Puerto Ricans on Star Trek ?
A. Because they're not going to work in the future either.
Q. Why do Driver Ed classes in redneck schools use the car only on
Mondays, Wednesdays and Fridays?
A. Because on Tuesday and Thursday, the Sex Ed class uses it.
Q. What's the difference between a southern zoo and a northern zoo?
A.. The southern zoo has a description of the animal along with a recipe.
Q. What's the difference between a northern fairytale and a southern fairytale???
A. A northern fairytale begins, ...'Once upon a time...'
A southern fairytale begins,.... 'Y'all ain't gonna believe this shit.'
Q. Why doesn't Mexico have an Olympic team?
A. Because all the Mexicans who can run, jump or swim are already in the United States
Happy Monday everyone!
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6 comments:
Dear Sexy,
October 19, 2009 11:24 AMI find them jokes funny. Thanks for sharing on a Monday morning.
Have a good week.
Kisses,
-Amy
I'm sitting here in a suit and tie, having looked over some HR documents at work. I shouldn't be bogging--but I am--and I should definitely not laugh at some of those jokes--but I so did! Thanks for the smiles!
October 19, 2009 3:06 PMHappy Monday to you too :)
October 19, 2009 3:20 PMAmy - Glad you liked them! I hope you have a great week as well. :)
October 19, 2009 5:14 PMMP - Heehee..I know it, I should not be laughing either - but I loved them! And, I am Irish... I don't have any problem with jokes. lol ::she says as she downs her 5th beer:: (jk)
Dirty - Thanks! Same to you as well. :)
This sign m,ust be right down the street from my house.....oh yeah, I live in MA
October 20, 2009 1:01 PMNaughty - lol... I agree!
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