Monday, Monday....

Monday, November 23, 2009

Monday, Monday....

Another Monday rolls around! But - I only gotta work three days this week!

"Nah - nah - na - nah- nah..." ::sticks out tongue::

Here are a cute buncha "classifieds." I thought some were kinda cute. Pictures below...

FREE YORKSHIRE TERRIER.
8-years old. Hateful little bastard. Bites!

FREE PUPPIES:
1/2 Cocker Spaniel, 1/2 sneaky neighbor's dog.

FREE PUPPIES..
Mother, AKC German Shepherd.
Father, Super Dog..able to leap tall fences in a single bound.

FOUND DIRTY WHITE DOG.
Looks like a rat. Been out a while.
Better be a big reward.

COWS, CALVES: NEVER BRED.
Also, 1 gay bull for sale.

NORDIC TRACK
$300 Hardly used, call Chubby.

GEORGIA PEACHES
California grown - 89 cents/lb.

JOINING NUDIST COLONY!
Must sell washer and dryer $300.

WEDDING DRESS FOR SALE .
Worn once by mistake. Call Stephanie.

And the best one?:

FOR SALE BY OWNER:
Complete set of Encyclopedia Britannica, 45 volumes. Excellent condition. $1,000 or best offer.
No longer needed. Got married last month. Wife knows everything.

Ummmm, ok...?


Redneck Hot tub?


Redneck Mansion...
That's all I got for today, have a great Monday!