Monday, November 9, 2009
Some HMO humor
Happy Monday everyone! I came across this little ditty and thought you guys might like it. It explains HMO's with a bit more depth...heehee...
And take a look at the pics after. Second one just cracks me up.
Q. What does HMO stand for?
A. This is actually a variation of the phrase, "HEY MOE. " Its roots go back to a concept pioneered by Moe of the Three Stooges, who discovered that a patient could be made to forget about the pain in his foot if he was poked hard enough in the eyes.
Q. I just joined an HMO. How difficult will it be to choose the doctor I want?
A. Just slightly more difficult than choosing your parents. Your insurer will provide you with a book listing all the doctors in the plan. These doctors basically fall into two categories - those who are no longer accepting new patients, and those who will see you but are no longer participating in the plan. But don't worry; the remaining doctor who is still in the plan and accepting new patients has an office just a half-day's drive away, and a diploma from a Third World country.
Q. Do all diagnostic procedures require pre-certification?
A. No. Only those you need.
Q. Can I get coverage for my preexisting conditions?
A. Certainly, as long as they don't require any treatment
Q. What happens if I want to try alternative forms of medicine?
A. You'll need to find alternative forms of payment.
Q. My pharmacy plan only covers generic drugs, but I need the name brand. I tried the Generic Medication, but it gave me a stomach ache. What should I do?
A. Poke yourself in the eye.
Q. What if I'm away from home and I get sick?
A. You really shouldn't do that.
Q. I think I need to see a specialist, but my doctor insists he can handle my problem. Can a general practitioner really perform a heart transplant right in his office?
A. Hard to say, but considering that all you're risking is the $20 co-payment, there's no harm in giving him a shot at it.
Q. Will health care be different in the next century?
A. No. But if you call right now, you might get an appointment by then.
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7 comments:
Which third world country? New Orleans?
November 9, 2009 8:58 AMThis was very funny. I will be passing this to the other HR people.
November 9, 2009 12:52 PMAmy - lol... perhaps!
November 9, 2009 5:54 PMASM - It's one of my favorites. lol
Vagina cave may be ugly, but it is SO worth getting into!
November 9, 2009 8:45 PMBitchtits - lol, couldnt pay me enough to be near something that ugly.
November 9, 2009 10:43 PMThis post truly gave me my best giggle of the day - many thanks!
November 10, 2009 9:34 PMKim - Thanks! It's one of my favorites!
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