About Me

Sunday, February 28, 2010

About Me

About me? Ya wanna know all about me huh? Well, I can only say so much here and keep is so I still have some privacy..
I figured I would take advantage of Bloggers  new pages element and try to add some here instead of my typical profile page - But for some reason it isn't working so I am just making this a category for now.

When I first started this blog, one of the things I wanted to do was to chronicle the sexual adventures of my boyfriend and I. He likes to send me sexy pictures that he finds online and I wanted a place to put them because I really do not like keeping pictures on my phone and/or computer. My computer is still a shared computer and well, I really do not want to explain to my kid all my hot threesome pictures I like to collect!

So I (re) started a blog. This blog, to be exact. All my other (vanilla) blogs are still out there. But will never be linked to this site.

So, yeah - onto my "about me."

Honestly, I hate writing about myself. I never quite know what to say. I am a mom who honestly just likes the basics in life. Keep it simple - that is how I like it. I am not into big fancy things and am really not materialistic. But, boy am I a bitch when I wanna be.

Here are some fun facts...

1.I have never had - nor do I want a manicure OR a pedicure. I like my nails being done by me - and honestly, I cannot see wasting that money on something I can do - better.

2. I do not like massages because the thought of some stranger rubbing me do grosses me out. Stay the hell outta my personal space!

3. Work is work. period. I can't stand people who because they have computers *at work* think it's their right to waste company money - and web surf all damn day. You are at WORK to WORK. So do it.

4. I do not like reading sex stories all the time! As a matter of fact - if you are writing it - I am not reading. Every friggin blogger thinks they are a story teller because they write in a blog.Just because you can write stories, does not mean they are good. And please... if you DO feel so compelled to write, use big words. Not just words like pussy, cock and cunt.

5. My bf and I have been together for around 6 years. We have a great sex life. Not so much in the winter though because my sex drive drops down to like 5. In the spring/summer months though he gets all the sex and then some. Even though I do like to write about our sex life here - it is not the focus of our relationship. We are so much more the just sex.

6. We are not swingers, but we have talked about getting together with another guy for a threesome. But - I am super picky and have not actually found anyone that I think is good enough to be joining us. We joined some adult sites in order to find some - but I am just not into fat, overweight, married, balding men, or couples for that matter.

7. Married men that cruise the web looking for women to cheat with disgust me.  It amazes me that they can write about why they cheat, take the time to create a profile at adult sites -  but cannot make an attempt to fix their marriage? Maybe if you spent more time trying to fix your marriage and less time looking to cheat - ya might get somewhere. Just a thought.

8. Being over forty has indeed taught me that I can indeed be "Sexy at Forty." And that was another reason why I wanted to create this blog. Women in this age bracket need to stick together as we face a whole new set of challenges in life.

So, that's all I got for now...

But if you still insist on the old fashioned way - you can read my profile here.